After 7 hours with a hairdresser

For the information of everybody, I am a commodity. You can look me over, and decide which of my flaws you can forgive. If you decide that I am marred beyond repair, please reconsider. Gather up your last ounce of patience and believe in the cliche of What Makes Me Different Makes Me Beautiful. Besides, the clock is ticking. Choose Me. I am waiting to be Experienced by The Masses.